Wednesday 25 March 2009

DNG

The other day I had a great idea. After watching stuff like Deren Brown and thinking about how people react to negative commands, I decided to try out an advertising technique. By putting DO NOT GOOGLE APOCALYPTIC BUTTERCUPS in the signature of a forum I have received an increase in hits from Google. 

There is a very specific reason to why I have used this phrase. By using capitals I was forcing people's eyes to notice the phrase, which the colours do also. The reason I used red letters for DO NOT is because it is negative, and the green lettering for the rest is obvious because it is positive. The thinking behind this is that it is a conflicting command. The red letters are telling people to not do something, which usually makes them curious and gets them to do it. And by using green letters I am encouraging people to remember what they want to do. I also purposely did not want to put a URL in the actual forum signature because I wanted people to actually phsycically type it into google, and therefore severing the association between the forum and the blog.

The first forum I used this on was on the Star Sonata forum, (a review of this game will follow in a couple days). I am planning to move this to other forums and possibly into poster advertising in the real world. My University would make a great place to try this idea out.

Anyway, it is still early days and the increase in page hits might be a fluke, we'll see. If you are one of those people that googled this blog because of the Star Sonata forum then leave me a comment or give me a PM on the SS forum so that I can guage what Kind of response I am getting. Also keep your eyes peeled for more interesting posts. (Yeah, i know...not many here at the moment. Chances are I will be changing the setup slightly so that there are at least two posts a week on predefined topics).

Final Thought Byte : Only thought is that if this works I'll let you guys know in a later post.

Monday 16 March 2009

University Life : Top 10 Essay Procrastination Technique's

As a change to social commentary and reviews on whatever I feel like (although that will continue, with a review on the XFX 9800 GTX+ Black Edition and some reviews on some games I have recently purchased coming up shortly), I have decided to follow up on a post a while ago which mentioned upcoming Top 10 Lists for University in the United Kingdom.

Today's topic is on procrastinating when you have an essay due in. The list that will follow is open to discussion and can be changed around and edited if people severely agree with the order.

  1. Facebook
    Wasting your time on this fabled social networking site is the number one way to waste your time completely. You will have access to irritating addictive games and it allows you to spend hours stalking your friends.

  2. Windows Live Messenger
    Windows Live Messenger or MSN is also a great way to stop yourself from doing work. Just log on and talk to your friends, you won't even notice the time going down the drain.

  3. Eating Food
    Eating food when you're bored probably comes under a form of eating disorder, but who cares, it wastes some more time!

  4. Cleaning your room
    Sometimes cleaning your room will let you "clear your mind" so that you can do your essay properly. A more likely explanation to why people do this activity before starting an essay is that it lets you not do said essay for 10 minutes.

  5. Blogging
    Obviously I'm doing this post at the moment because I'm doing an essay, so obviously Blogging has to be on the list somewhere. . .

  6. Checking Gaming Forums
    If I'm being perfectly honest, I check the Star Sonata forums about every ten minutes regardless. The only difference is that during an essay I will actually read what people have said.

  7. Checking E-mail
    Most people don't have any important e-mails , so checking them is pointless, right?

  8. Going down to the pub
    If you really want to waste a few hours, instead of just a few minutes, grab a few mates and go down the pub for a couple drinks. Guaranteed to stop you from doing work.

  9. Checking the BBC News
    If you are really trying to not do your essay, you could always pretend to be an intellectual.

  10. Wikipedia
    Nuff said.

Final Thought Byte : Wasting your time when you need to do an essay is fun, at times. Just don't forget that it actually has to be done at one point. . .

Tags : Essay Writing, Facebook, games, Procrastination, Star Sonata, university, Wasting Time