Thursday, 23 April 2009

Russian Doctors Find Fir Tree in Patient

Yeah, you read that right. Artyom Sidorkin, 28, from Russia recently underwent an operation to remove what doctors thought was a cancerous tumour. After removing half of Artyom's lungs, the surgeons saw that there was actually a fir tree stuck into the side of his lungs.

No one really knows how it got there because generally speaking trees need light and sufficient nutrients to grow. Considering that the fir tree had roots surrounding blood vessels, it can be safely assumed that the 5cm tree received sufficient nutrients from 
 Artyom's blood to grow. It would be interesting to know if it is possible to grow any plant by only feeding it water, glucose and some other minerals. If it is, we could genetically modify plants to have no leaves or flowers and to only grow fruit. It would certainly make growing plants easier in areas with particularly infertile ground, or maybe we could use it to grow plants in space. As long as a planet had Carbon, Hydrogen and Oxygen, we could grow fruit. Well...only if we could find a way to take atoms from the air and to rearrange them into glucose. Funnily enough, this is exactly what plants do. We could certainly use that to take more CO2 out of the atmosphere and to store it in the form of a super glucose, and therefore save the planet from global warming, from who knows? Artificial Photosynthesis?

Final Thought Byte : On a slightly more political note. People always complain about how bad the NHS is, just be glad you're not in Russia. They cant even tell the difference between cancer and a tree! (Credit goes to my girlfriend for this FTB)

Tags : Artyom Sidorkin, NHS, Russia, Fir Tree, Artificial Photosynthesis

Layout Change

Ok, the layout has now been changed slightly to accommodate the blog's new direction. Instead of a Contents list, there is now a Categories list. Clicking on a url will then show you all posts in that category based on date it was published. If you are looking for anything specific, you can always use the search bar at the top of the page or you can browse the archives at the bottom.

We also added a disclaimer at the bottom. It protects us from law suits if people do silly things based on what we say. (Such as buying a 8600 GT and running GRID on it...its just gonna blow up). It also means we own the copyright to the comics.

We hope you enjoy it.

Final Thought Byte : Yay for layouts!

Tags : Categories, Copyright

Wednesday, 22 April 2009

Change of Direction

For the first time in this blogs history we are going change the format a little! Yay!

Generally speaking we don't really have a following, but due to my little DNG ad campaign, we have started getting more hits. Nothing huge or anything, but it certainly makes a difference. In reaction to this, I have decided to try and offer people a little more. I found out yesterday that you can have more than one author per blog, which means that there will now be two of us. 

Lemon is a very old friend of mine and we recently started talking about doing a web comic together. Instead of spending money on a website and taking ages to try and establish ourselves, we have decided to expand this blog to encompass the web comic. However, we don't want to change this blog so that all it does is host a web comic. In a way we are sort of converting the blog into a ever changing news paper. People like to read articles about current affairs and they like to read reviews about products, but they also like to have a laugh. A great example of this is Dilbert and Punch. There was some interesting reads and a funny little cartoon.

So broadly speaking we are expanding the blog. Things will be roughly put into three sections, which will have their own contents list (hopefully). We will continue to write reviews on games, music and hardware and we will definitely continue to write about current affairs and gossip. But added to that we will stick in our own little web comic too.

Final Thought Byte : We hope that this is a style that people will want to read. We're not really trying to make money out of this , it is more a case of having fun. So we hope that in the coming weeks as we change the layout and get geared up to start releasing more articles and cartoons that people will come back again and again to have a laugh.

Tags : Comic, Format, Layout, Reviews, Web, Webcomic

Tuesday, 21 April 2009

Bye Bye Inflation

Finally we have official deflation in the country. Now, in terms of economy and jobs and money, deflation is not really a good thing. It means wages will start being cut and we may even see a drop in the minimum wage if things get really bad.

In the short term however, for at least a couple of months, people will have relatively higher wages and things will cost less. Until contracts get renewed and companies push through wage cuts, the Real Wage Index will be a little higher. Unfortunately this will not last for very long because wage cuts will probably be fairly severe. There are two things that people can do in this situation, they can either spend their extra money and boost the economy by reinvigorating the normal supply and demand processes, or they can save their money for when things get bad. The British government tried to boost consumer spending by cutting the VAT before Christmas. Initially this worked, but due to the extensive media coverage, people are actually less inclined to part with their hard earned cash. Similarly, the Bank of England has also dropped national interest rates to 0.5%. This should, in theory, mean that banks can start lending money to each other. The problem is that a bank may be more inclined to borrow money because the repayment is less, but are they as willing to lend the money to other banks if they make less money on it? The drop in national interest rates is also bad for small business owners and pretty much everyone else. Whatever savings we have are not earning us any money and with people losing their jobs, whatever money they did have stashed away is being used up.

It certainly could be argued that by lowering interest rates, the government was trying to encourage people to spend and borrow instead of to save. However, like before, there is a problem with this. Banks are not willing to let people borrow money at lower interest rates, unless it is a mortgage, which is less risky because banks are guaranteed access to some sort of asset, whether it be monetary or not. The biggest problem with this is that banks end up with 'toxic' assets, which is a nightmare for the housing market. A 'toxic' asset usually comes in the form of property which has been repossessed due to an inability of people to pay off mortgages, which in turn is caused by unemployment. Banks can't really do anything with an empty house, which means that the housing market is being flooded with repossessed houses and flats. However, due to the unusual , lengthy and risky way that repossessed properties have to be handled , and of course due to people not being able to afford mortgages, banks are losing even more money. This is a problem that President Obama is currently trying to solve by pumping lots of money into banks and to encourage them to just get rid of their 'toxic' assets. But if people aren't buying, then banks can’t really sell these ‘toxic’ assets.

The ‘Credit Crunch’ is also very much alive. Even with cuts in national interest rates, credit cards still have huge interest rates because the banks are not confident in the customers ability to pay back the money. Which makes sense considering that unemployment is on the rise because there is less demand for goods and services and keeping people employed just wastes money. But if we’re now entering a period of deflation, surely interest rates on credit cards should drop, right? The problem doesn’t really lie in how much stuff costs but rather the difference between how much stuff costs, and how much people can afford. If prices drop, and wages drop, the ratio will stay relatively the same. What we need, therefore, is a bigger gap between what things cost and what people can afford. This can only be achieved by either letting prices drop and keeping wages the same, or artificially inflate the economy and to increase wages at a higher linear rate. Borrowing money only really works if people don’t need to do it, but rather do it out of choice. The cost of living in the UK is too high and people are being driven to borrow money and ridiculously high interest rates of necessity.  

Sounds confusing, right?

Well it is. It's all very circular and I have certain doubts to whether the government, or any government anywhere, is able to restart any form of normal economic activity. A article by a Prof Lyons from the University of East Anglia suggests that we should temporarily nationalise all banks, reform the economy from within and then when it's all fixed hand it back to the share holders. In theory it's a nice idea, but you can't force the economic machine. Not to mention that the strength of the Pound will drop even further because people will not be willing to invest in an economy which is essentially communist.

So what should we do? If we all started spending money like crazy the economy would do better. The more money that businesses have, the more money they can pay us. It also means that people need to borrow less money in the long term, which means interest rates are put up and banks can start making money again. Which is good for us, because we get more money, spend it on more stuff and the world goes round. But, for this to happen we actually need to give up nearly all our savings. We need to spend everything that we earn on things that we probably don't need. Nationalising banks certainly won't achieve this and it is unfair to expect our governments to take the blame, or for the banks to take the blame. It is actually the media and people who profit from all of this who should take the blame. There are certain bank managers who profit, but at the end of the day they are all being totally ravaged by the media and are being forced to resign.

In historical terms we are entering some very uncertain grounds. Pretty soon people will start saying this is the new 'Great Depression'. I suppose in certain ways it is a 'Great Depression', but it is far from being identical. Our governments are slowly being forced to adopt more liberal, and in some cases socialist, political ideologies to deal with our problems. Had the world economy kept going throughout the US Presidential Election, I doubt that Obama would have felt as secure of imminent victory. It is without doubt that Obama is the best thing that happened to the world since Clinton, however it is worth considering to what we owe this fortune.

Final Thought Byte : At the end of the day, no one really knows what’s going to happen, or what has happened already. It will be decades before historians will be able to look back upon this period and comment on it without some sort of overriding emotion. Certainly it is probably bad practice for me to write this, considering I am studying to be a historian. But, sometimes, there are more important things in life than our chosen profession.

Tags : Banks, Deflation, Economy, Great Depression, Money, Obama, RWI, Toxic Assets, VAT cuts

Monday, 20 April 2009

Google Chrome

So I've been using Google Chrome for about two months now, and I must admit that I'm impressed. So much so that I've actually started recommending it to my friends, who are also impressed.

Generally speaking, Chrome is like a simple version of Firefox. The interface itself is simple, effective and it makes sense. Much like Firefox and IE, Chrome has tabs. The best thing about them, though, is that you can tell Chrome which tabs to have open when you start it up. That means if you want to see your e-mail, look at the news and search the internet all in one go from the start, it's possible. Not to mention that Chrome takes full advantage of the Vista Aero theme, which means it does everything and more in style. The options are also pretty simple which makes it easy for people to switch over from IE or Firefox. The simplicity of the whole browser is a testament to how much work that Google have put into designing it. It works so perfectly that there is no need for pages and pages of tick boxes and text fields under the preferences tab. Everything is already tweaked to get the best possible performance and security that it would be a real shame to let people totally screw it up.

Although the interface and the options are simple and possibly sparse, it does not mean that the browser is just Firefox with a pretty face. The browser itself is much quicker and safer than all the other major browsers and it hardly uses any resources. Which is great for everyone because we all know what it's like to run out of RAM whilst surfing the web.

Chrome also seems to be less fussy about security than all the other browsers. It won't keep asking you whether you actually want to see a website, but it will stop you if it knows that you are going into an especially dangerous area. As opposed to slowing you down and asking you lots of questions, it's smart and adapts itself to your own unique way of browsing the web.

The only issue I have with Chrome is its customizability. Although there is no need to mess around with the way it looks and works, there is no option for you to change the colour scheme or style. Similarly it does not cater for plug-ins and extra little tools that made Firefox such a big hit. You certainly notice the explosion of ads on your screen, but considering that Google makes most of its money off adverts, it's not surprising. That means we'll have to wait until adblock plus comes out for Chrome, but it's not really a big thing. Most people tend to just ignore ads anyway.


Final Thought Byte : All in all, Google Chrome is a very good browser. Its a shame that Mozilla didn't keep going with the things they achieved with Firefox 1.5. I guess that's just life though. You win some and you lose some.

Tags : Adblock, Browser, Chrome, Firefox, Google, Internet, Internet Explorer, Tabs, Vista

Wednesday, 25 March 2009

DNG

The other day I had a great idea. After watching stuff like Deren Brown and thinking about how people react to negative commands, I decided to try out an advertising technique. By putting DO NOT GOOGLE APOCALYPTIC BUTTERCUPS in the signature of a forum I have received an increase in hits from Google. 

There is a very specific reason to why I have used this phrase. By using capitals I was forcing people's eyes to notice the phrase, which the colours do also. The reason I used red letters for DO NOT is because it is negative, and the green lettering for the rest is obvious because it is positive. The thinking behind this is that it is a conflicting command. The red letters are telling people to not do something, which usually makes them curious and gets them to do it. And by using green letters I am encouraging people to remember what they want to do. I also purposely did not want to put a URL in the actual forum signature because I wanted people to actually phsycically type it into google, and therefore severing the association between the forum and the blog.

The first forum I used this on was on the Star Sonata forum, (a review of this game will follow in a couple days). I am planning to move this to other forums and possibly into poster advertising in the real world. My University would make a great place to try this idea out.

Anyway, it is still early days and the increase in page hits might be a fluke, we'll see. If you are one of those people that googled this blog because of the Star Sonata forum then leave me a comment or give me a PM on the SS forum so that I can guage what Kind of response I am getting. Also keep your eyes peeled for more interesting posts. (Yeah, i know...not many here at the moment. Chances are I will be changing the setup slightly so that there are at least two posts a week on predefined topics).

Final Thought Byte : Only thought is that if this works I'll let you guys know in a later post.

Monday, 16 March 2009

University Life : Top 10 Essay Procrastination Technique's

As a change to social commentary and reviews on whatever I feel like (although that will continue, with a review on the XFX 9800 GTX+ Black Edition and some reviews on some games I have recently purchased coming up shortly), I have decided to follow up on a post a while ago which mentioned upcoming Top 10 Lists for University in the United Kingdom.

Today's topic is on procrastinating when you have an essay due in. The list that will follow is open to discussion and can be changed around and edited if people severely agree with the order.

  1. Facebook
    Wasting your time on this fabled social networking site is the number one way to waste your time completely. You will have access to irritating addictive games and it allows you to spend hours stalking your friends.

  2. Windows Live Messenger
    Windows Live Messenger or MSN is also a great way to stop yourself from doing work. Just log on and talk to your friends, you won't even notice the time going down the drain.

  3. Eating Food
    Eating food when you're bored probably comes under a form of eating disorder, but who cares, it wastes some more time!

  4. Cleaning your room
    Sometimes cleaning your room will let you "clear your mind" so that you can do your essay properly. A more likely explanation to why people do this activity before starting an essay is that it lets you not do said essay for 10 minutes.

  5. Blogging
    Obviously I'm doing this post at the moment because I'm doing an essay, so obviously Blogging has to be on the list somewhere. . .

  6. Checking Gaming Forums
    If I'm being perfectly honest, I check the Star Sonata forums about every ten minutes regardless. The only difference is that during an essay I will actually read what people have said.

  7. Checking E-mail
    Most people don't have any important e-mails , so checking them is pointless, right?

  8. Going down to the pub
    If you really want to waste a few hours, instead of just a few minutes, grab a few mates and go down the pub for a couple drinks. Guaranteed to stop you from doing work.

  9. Checking the BBC News
    If you are really trying to not do your essay, you could always pretend to be an intellectual.

  10. Wikipedia
    Nuff said.

Final Thought Byte : Wasting your time when you need to do an essay is fun, at times. Just don't forget that it actually has to be done at one point. . .

Tags : Essay Writing, Facebook, games, Procrastination, Star Sonata, university, Wasting Time